A great first article

• Posted on 21 July 2017
• By Ophy
• Posted in awesome, ni, super stuff, things
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This is the very first blog article but it doesn't really have anything to say since it's a test eCom store. Let's then have a little Monty Python moment shall we? :)

Bits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Well, she turned me into a newt. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Why do you think that she is a witch? We want a shrubbery!! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

We found them.

Why do you think that she is a witch? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person.

Oh, ow! Burn her! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Camelot! Well, how'd you become king, then?

Why do you think that she is a witch?

I have to push the pram a lot. Burn her anyway! He hasn't got shit all over him. Burn her! Bring her forward!

Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. You don't vote for kings. And the hat. She's a witch!

Be quiet! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Where'd you get the coconuts? Well, I didn't vote for you. We found them. Shut up!

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Why do you think that she is a witch?

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Bloody Peasant! We want a shrubbery!! Now, look here, my good man. The nose?

Well, we did do the nose. You don't vote for kings. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Well, I didn't vote for you. Look, my liege! Well, I got better. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

…Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! It's only a model. We want a shrubbery!!

How do you know she is a witch? Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. How do you know she is a witch? I dunno. Must be a king.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Look, my liege! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

What do you mean? I am your king. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Well, she turned me into a newt. I have to push the pram a lot. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.